224: Teaching, triplets and butt plugs with the Mr Ps

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

What do teachers really think about the kids they teach? What's the number one piece of advice they have for parents? And what's the best thing about having a vasectomy? Answering all these questions are the amazing Mr Ps!

They tell us all about their book, Put a Wet Paper Towel On It, and their awesome stage tour. We chat about everything from how they coped in the pandemic to the weirdest things kids bring in for show and tell. Along the way, we have a right old laugh and hear some stories that are so funny you might want to put a paper towel in your knickers... For more from the Mr Ps, and tickets to their show, go to 2mrpspodcast.com.

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0:00.0	Some things just add some play to your day.
0:02.9	Catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster.
0:05.6	Dancing down the street to your favourite place.
0:09.0	Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop.
0:11.2	Best of all, picking the new Red Scratch Card.
0:14.0	A Red Scratch Card, please.
0:15.8	Thank you.
0:16.7	And doing your own drum roll.
0:18.6	This is exciting.
0:21.4	Add some play to your day.
0:22.8	The Scratch Cards from the National Lottery.
0:24.9	Zestry Big, Place More.
0:26.5	Brawls and procedures are by a player's must be 18 or over.
0:30.4	Hey Ellie, do you like money and women?
0:34.4	Hell yeah.
0:35.4	I love money and women.
0:37.4	Me too, but what sucks is that in the UK,
0:40.2	there is a gender investment gap of £1.65 trillion.
0:44.9	Many women, on average, are poor of the men,
0:47.4	with less in their pensions, savings and investments.
0:50.8	That is crazy, man.
0:52.2	We all need to talk about this.
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