224: "Hi, I'm Melissa...Can I Tell You About How We Lost a House in 2008?"
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel are back in the Frontseat to talk about making adult friends, why babies are pure anarchy, and why Parent/Teacher Conferences inevitably devolve into a tense standoff. PLUS...Backseater emails!
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by Munchy Mug, the world's number one premium no-spill snack cup. |
| 0:05.1 | Listen to today's episode for a special offer for Munchy Mug. |
| 0:08.0 | Munchy Mug, making your life less messy. |
| 0:10.7 | Hey everybody, welcome, don't make me. messy. |
| 0:15.0 | Hey everybody, welcome, don't make me come back there. We are a funny podcast about family. |
| 0:17.0 | My name is Dustin Nickerson. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast |
| 0:21.0 | and alongside me on the Due South Wall of... the aforementioned of this |
| 0:35.0 | a no host of this podcast is CFO an art teacher and an overall pretty great gal |
| 0:36.0 | Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:37.0 | Hey there. |
| 0:38.0 | That's a note card that she just handed me. |
| 0:41.0 | I was very surprised that she wanted it in her title. Pretty great gal, but Melissa is very old |
| 0:46.4 | fashion. Very old fashion and that she likes to go down to the diner and have a Coke. She loves a Coke at the diner and she loves male headship. |
| 0:55.0 | Those are her two great loves are a Coke at the diner and male headship. |
| 1:00.0 | A fountain soda and man led home. |
| 1:03.0 | I was trying to give another, |
| 1:05.0 | and a poodle skirt. |
| 1:07.0 | And a poodle skirt, and a man that she can write while he is at war. |
| 1:12.0 | Uh, thanks. she can write while he is at war. Thanks for tuning into our little broadcast that could everybody. |
| 1:17.0 | Backseaters, it's so wonderful to have you back with us. |
| 1:19.0 | We have a busy jam-packed episode today as we do a recap of a birthday party talk about adult friendships. |
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