So my years ago, I needed to make some money, so I went and got a job as a waiter.

And I thought to myself, finally, now I can put food on the table.

Hahaha!

Oh, I don't know why that may be laugh, I think because it's clever.

Hahaha!

Clever, slightly stupid, you know, but it works.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the Graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now, we'll have a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable

because this is Graveyard Tales.

Oh, all right everybody here we are again Matt.

How you doing tonight brother?

Man, I'm doing all right.

Good deal.

Good deal.

So, this will give away probably when we're recording it,

but we're supposed to have big temperature drop at nights here soon,

so I got to cover my garden and everything.

But like I was telling you, the weird part for me is they said we're going to have egg-sized

hail and as soon as we're talking I'm like what egg though, you know, I hope to God it's not

ostrich eggs.

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