It's time for episode 223 of the Clockwise Podcast from Relay FM, recorded Wednesday, January 10th, 2018.

Buckwise, four people, that turns out, it runs for about six times the half-life of uranium 241.

Who knew?

I am one of your hosts, Micah Sargent, and I am joined across the tubes of the internet by Dan Morin. How you doing, Dan?

I knew that, Micah. I know. You did? I know. That's not true at all. I had no idea. That would be a really random thing to know.

Yeah, but now everybody knows. It's fantastic. We're educational. We're trying to get that educational grant going.

Well, I would love to introduce the person who is sitting to my left in this entirely false world we've created where we're sitting at a table.

It is App Camp for Girls founding volunteer. Kelly Gamant, How you doing, Kelly? I'm good. How are you?

Oh, I'm just swell. Just swell. And to my left freelance writer, podcaster, and of course, the man who most likely did know that this was the half-life of Uranium 241.

Glenn Fleischman. Hi, Glenn.

Who knows the foul?

I've got those old tattooed on my forearm just as a crib sheet.

I assume that was, yeah, left over from your Japanese days.

Do you know the person who found uranium 241?

Because that would make sense.

Glenn probably, yeah.

Glenn probably does.

No, but he knows their mailman.

They have a radiant personality.

That's all I know. Oh, dear. Micah, let's cut this short. Let's go.

Yeah, let's get going. We got, we got, of course, four people, four tech topics, and we'll try not to take longer than 30 minutes, or, you know, we'll have to edit that down.

My question for all of you is that Kohler just announced a new toilet that features, you know, it's got like a foot warmer.

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