223: Rick Glassman - HoneyGlassman

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Rick Glassman! (Take Your Shoes Off Podcast, Not Dead Yet) Rick Highlights the Lowlights of his A.D.H.D, O.C.D, and having to attend an alternative school because of his behavior. SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE and watch full episodes of The Dew every toozdee! https://youtube.com/@rsickler SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, The HoneyDew with Y’all, where I Highlight the Lowlights with Y’all! You now get audio and video of The HoneyDew a day early, ad-free at no additional cost! It’s only $5/month! Sign up for a year and get a month free! https://www.patreon.com/TheHoneyDew What’s your story?? Submit at honeydewpodcast@gmail.com SUBSCRIBE to The HoneyDew Clips Channel http://bit.ly/ryansicklerclips SUBSCRIBE TO THE CRABFEAST PODCAST https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-crabfeast-with-ryan-sickler-and-jay-larson/id1452403187 SPONSORS: Betterhelp -The HoneyDew is sponsored by BetterHelp, get 10% off your first month at https://www.Betterhelp.com/HONEYDEW Manscaped -Get 20% off and free shipping with code HONEYDEW at https://www.manscaped.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm gonna tell you all right now, nobody's got the wisdom of an old black man.
0:05.7	So one Friday night I come in and John Lewis goes, Brian, what are you doing when you get off tonight?
0:11.8	And like I said, it could be three or four in the morning.
0:13.7	And I was like, I don't know, I'm probably just gonna smoke a joint and go to bed.
0:17.6	What about you, John Lewis?
0:19.1	And he leans in and he goes, I'm going to fuck my wife.
0:23.5	I was like, oh my God. It's like that, John Lewis? I'm like, what are you, a newly wet or some shit?
0:32.1	And he goes, no, I've been with the same woman for over 30 years. I go, holy shit. At your age, you're still fucking like that at 4 in the morning.
0:40.8	You gotta teach a young man the secret right now.
0:44.3	And he leans in, he goes, Ryan,
0:46.9	you gotta make that pussy pop!
0:51.7	And the way he yelled pop, and the way he yelled pop and the way I jumped
0:56.1	I knew I had never made a pussy pop
1:00.0	my special
1:04.2	lefty sun drops on my YouTube channel
1:07.6	it's going up at midnight
1:09.4	you can get it right the second it turns April 5th.
1:14.5	All right. Catch me on those podcasts out there promoting a special. Like it, comment on it,
1:20.8	share it, subscribe. Thank you for your support. The Honeydue with Ryan Sickler.
1:40.5	Welcome back to the honeydew, y'all.
1:43.3	We are over here doing it in the Nightpan Studios.
1:45.5	I'm Ryan Sickler. Ryan Sickler.com.
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