Hello, everyone. You're listening to Scary Stories from Camp Roanoke, a podcast where we tell true scary stories. Today is very special because I, Katie Wiggins,

am joined by my dear friend Odin Carlston, who is a designer, an anarchist, a vibe setter,

uh, yeah, uh, a beanie wearer, a New Yorker. I am known to wear the occasional beanie.

The newest SAR of rats. Did you see that they posted that as a job they're looking to hire a rat?

S-R-T-S-A-R? I did not know that was on the table.

Well, it has a really good salary, so if you were looking to change positions,

they're looking to challenge the grips that the rats have on New York,

and maybe that could be your job.

They are unchallengeable.

I say let them run the city and just give in.

I say give them a shot.

We've never fully given them a chance.

Ratatoui style.

Exactly.

Control us.

I want a rat in every city worker's hair.

Let's just see what happens.

Okay, so we're going to have today's a listener episode,

which is it's so terrible and sad that Morgan is bringing new

life into the world because she loves listener episodes. So this episode is dedicated to her

while she is on maternity leave. And this first story is very, very much up her alley. If you're listening to this and you're like,

oh my God, I have an amazing ghost story to tell.

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