222: The Worst Hentai, The Best Surprise

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to be shocked by someone's intrusion.

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0:00.0	And that's clap. Take a sun. Oh Jackson wants to do it. Okay. No, I don't
0:08.0	get her. She warming up. I was giving you the space that you must do it.
0:11.0	No, I'm not doing it. You're fake you out. No, it was a test to see if you jump in Jackson.
0:16.0	Go. Hey, everyone. Welcome to episode two, thirty one, two, twenty one of the
0:21.0	official podcast this week where very happy because we've just uncovered news
0:26.0	that the Elden Ring is actually a game that exists. It's actually coming out.
0:31.0	Boys, can you believe it?
0:33.0	We're really trying to get you on a, yeah, if you want to mention that they leak the,
0:39.0	I don't know, three hundred pixel by two hundred pixel trailer that somebody
0:43.0	recorded in their office. Not very smart about hiding their identity by the way
0:47.0	you can see what monitor it is. You can see some items in the back.
0:50.0	So I feel like that person's going to get in trouble now. I'm sure they can
0:53.0	somehow find a way to put it on. George our Martin himself.
0:57.0	There's probably no liability there because it could have been someone else filming
1:01.0	that person's stuff without their permission.
1:04.0	Charlie, you know, knowing George our Martin, he must have bolted out of the
1:08.0	fucking studio of ten minutes into the project. Like, oh, you guys finish it.
1:11.0	It'll be fun. You can use my name. That's good enough. I'm out.
1:16.0	Yeah. So have you guys watched for contracts?
1:20.0	It seems like we've all watched it, right? Yeah. Yeah.
1:24.0	So it's basically just dark cells for right?
1:27.0	It's exciting. I did what I was going to say and I thought I might get some pushback
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