221: The Anthem of Failure

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to remember Anthem.

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0:00.0	I completely missed my fucking hand.
0:04.0	All right, sorry, Charlie.
0:05.3	How do you suck up clapping?
0:07.4	I don't know.
0:08.4	I don't know.
0:09.4	I don't know how it happened.
0:10.4	I completely missed my hand.
0:11.4	I don't know if I clap, but it's fine.
0:13.0	Garjali.
0:14.0	I don't.
0:15.0	Welcome to episode 200 and 21 of the official podcast.
0:19.8	We've already gotten into a bit of a philosophical discussion on shitting versus sleeping, which
0:25.3	would be more convenient to not have to do anymore.
0:28.2	Obviously, I think the answer is sleeping, but Jackson thinks shitting.
0:31.5	Oh, no, no, I said they both.
0:35.5	I think we, like, life would be a whole lot more productive if both were just gone.
0:42.0	And I don't think you can have against that.
0:43.8	Oh, no, I agree.
0:44.8	Sorry, I thought you chose, like, if you had to choose between not shitting and not sleeping,
0:48.6	you chose not shitting.
0:49.6	I must have missed my shot.
0:50.6	No, I would absolutely choose not sleeping over that.
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