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Crime in Sports

#222 - Pele Never Did That - The Promisingness of Robinho

Crime in Sports

James Pietragallo, Jimmie Whisman

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4.925.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

This week, we check on a man who was supposed to be the greatest player, ever in his sport. He was even told that by the actual greatest player to ever play his sport. The possibilities were endless, but life in Brazil was hard, considering the kidnapping of his mother, by a man they call "Brazilian Bin Laden". null of that seemed to give him any respect for women, though, judging by what he why he was convicted. But will he ever serve his time??

Be told by Pele that you're going to be better than Pele, get your mother back from terrorist kidnappers, and do some absolutely disgusting things in a nightclub, causing you to fear extradition to Italy with Robinho!!

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0:06.0

Hello and welcome to Crime and Sports. Yay! Yay indeed Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallum here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

0:35.0

Thank you folks so much for joining us on another wonderful, wonderful edition of Crime and Sports. We're excited this week.

0:41.0

As always, the last few weeks have been fun. We had Oscar Pistorias. We had Derek Coleman. We've had some interesting stuff.

0:48.0

We're going to go out of the country again this week back to the Southern Hemisphere, but on different continent.

0:54.0

We're going to South America this week. It's a South American soccer player, which we've had good luck with those in the past as far as crazy as episodes go. Bruno Fernandez there and you will understand that.

1:07.0

Is he back in jail? I think he is. I think he is. I think they keep bringing him back. He keeps getting out and getting put back in for some reason. I don't know what the hell are doing with that guy.

1:15.0

They're bringing him out and they're like, he gets ready for it. And then everybody's like, boom! Yeah, you're right.

1:20.0

But he's good, you guys. He's a good goalie. The time to get by him. By the time they bring him back and everybody's okay with it. He's going to be passed as prime.

1:31.0

Oh, he's going to be, he's got to be pushing it now at this point. Like this guy, we're going to talk about today. But before we get to that very quickly, hope you have been enjoying the show.

1:40.0

If so, I hope you went on Apple Podcast that purple icon and reviewed the show because that helps a lot. Why? We have no goddamn idea why that's just Apple and their funky algorithm. That's how it works there.

1:51.0

So if you haven't yet, please give us five stars. It doesn't matter what you say. You can say, what? Anything. Tell me what your favorite flavor of slushy is.

2:00.0

Oh, I would like to hear that.

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Is it blue raspberry jam? Is that the right answer? I mean, any answer is the right answer. That's the thing. That's a pretty good answer. It's going to stain your mouth. But other than that, it's a pretty goddamn good thing. So try that out.

2:13.0

Don't drink the lime one. Everybody knows that your favorite favorite flavor is lime.

2:17.0

Yeah, it looks like a little goblin. You know what that's so no good there. Everybody knows you suck. You suck. Not going to work out there. So otherwise, head over to shut up and give me murder.com

2:29.0

for everything. Small town murder and crime and sports related. Listen to small town murder if you haven't been lately because wow, does it wild lately? We have had some I say this like they like they're given to us from the sky. We've picked some crazy ass cases lately. There's really some wild stuff. Illinois a few weeks ago is one specific. You want to check out there. So

2:49.0

oh, and then the other one with the shot glasses. You'll know what I mean if you check out the show. So check all that out. Do that also listen to PSI hate this movie on Fridays. We just did splash this week, which was awesome. I love splash. So yeah, of course I did. But in the end Tom Hanks is a fish. So he chose to be a fish. How would I end it? It ended with him being a fish, which I swear to God. You don't remember that. No one does. In the end, he happily swims through the Hudson River into the into the Atlantic with Darrell Hannah as a fish man now. But with no fins or anything. Still

3:19.0

got dress shoes on for Christ. I long story. So anyway, you can listen us. I could. Why was that so popular? Because the rest of it's hilarious. That's why it's real. I swear to God. Him and John Candy are a great comedic duo. And then he turns into a fish. So luckily it's right at the end of the movie. So it's not like he's a fucking fish. Now like we don't know credits for playing as he's a fish. It's fine. So it works.

3:44.0

This past you. There you go. The key grips name. Smile looking at coral and shit and super. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why don't I remember the healthy coral on the bottom of the Hudson? No, no, no, no shit.

3:57.5

To like no Luckezi family members. It's fucking sprinkle in the place. No corpses. Guns or no robars or nothing. Nothing. Just beautiful down there. Tropical fish. It's crazy. You got to see it. It's wild.

4:09.7

It's beautiful. He loved it. So listen to that. Cause I got a lot more to say about that shit as you might imagine there. Also, if you want to be a

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