Hey, Jeff. Hey, Eric. How are you? I'm pretty good. Happy birthday.

Ah, thank you. Thank you. Big day. Big day. Well, here's the thing, though. Yeah. You know this. I'm not on Facebook anymore. Yeah. And I mean, your page is up. Yeah, but I don't, I don't use it. I don't care about people's updates. No offense. I don't. Not, no, not, not to you. I don't update. I'm just saying to everyone out there,

I'm sorry. I'm just not, I'm not looking

for it. Happy birthday. No, well, not no not not not to you i don't update i'm just saying to everyone out there i'm sorry i'm just not

i'm not looking for it you know happy birthday no well that's that's the concern right yeah if people

like they haven't past years drop a note on my page and say happy birthday and like hope this is the

best year yet or like go get them or you had such a great year this year and next year's

going to be well okay i mean you can you can make your, but I'm just going to tell you, nobody ever puts that much thought into Facebook birthday messages. Fine, if people just say HBD or H-D or H-DB. And I don't, and I don't respond. Yeah. I'm either a dick or I'm dead. Right. I think people will think you're dead.

So should I run with that? Yeah. Are you kidding? I'm going to put up an RIP post for you. RIP. Yeah. RIP, my youth. Always thinking of Eric on his birthday. Just leave it like that. Yeah. I'm going to turn off all my messages and stuff. So I guess, yeah. Wait, I'm going to put like a sad face emoji.

I guess, I'm going to turn off all my messages and stuff. So I get, yeah. Wait, I'm going to put like a sad face emoji. I guess, I guess sorry guys that I won't respond, but, uh, but I appreciate the fact that some of you will go to my Facebook page and wish me happy. Now, no, hold on. Hold on. Yeah, yeah. Don't be dicks guys and go to my Facebook page and, like, you know, see you in heaven or so sorry about this happening.

Wait, why do you not want that to happen now?

Now I'm thinking that people are actually going to think that that's a real thing.

It's so good.

What?

This is worse than you recommending I go to my high school reunion.

Well, no, you couldn't go to your high school reunion because you were dead. No, no. Oh, this is bad. Crow God in heaven. Dead rappers get better promotions. Yeah, dead podcasters are going to go through the roof. Let's get that number one spot. Are you kidding? This is going to be... This is a great idea. Oh, my God. Well, I'm going to put up like some black and white photos of you. Even pictures from that day just in black and white? Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, boy. Well, happy birthday, happy death day, all that. Thank you. This is the best. This is my birthday present. Guys, if you really do want to wish me a happy birthday, the best thing you can do is go to It's the Real.com slash shop and go get a t-shirt or a sweatshirt. They're really cool. Get a rhyme book. We should make t-shirts with your face on them. This is a bad idea. This is a really good idea. It's the real.com slash shop. I also want to say this is the last podcast before our annual trip to fucking, I don't know, insanity, right?

Well, yeah, I mean, we're doing 12 days of podcast, so... Which is? The lead up to the 12 days of Christmas.

So... Yeah, so for 12 days in a row, we put out new episodes for you guys. We flood the markets. Yeah, but the problem is that we never, like, have 12 episodes ready before we actually do it. We do try. You know, it's not our fault that people schedules change. It's not our fault that people, you know, flake. It's not our fault that, you know, life sort of moves along.

Right.

So right now, I think we have most of them scheduled.

But regardless, what we're going to do in the end is have 12 days of podcasts in a row new episodes for you guys to enjoy while you're traveling.

Yep.

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