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Welcome to Night Vale

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Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale

Science Fiction, Fiction

4.8 • 29K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Date night… with more scientists than necessary. Weather: “Be Careful What You Wish For“ by Human Barbie Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Read episode transcripts Our new podcast, UNLICENSED, available now! 2023 US TOUR DATES for “The Haunting of Night Vale” Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show. Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com A production of Night Vale Presents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Night Vale is coming to you if you live in one of 12 specific US states. We are starting our next

0:07.2

tour very soon on February 23rd. We are passing through St. Louis, Columbus, Cincinnati,

0:12.8

Pittsburgh, Virginia Beach, Richmond, and Charlotte, and then in April in Newark, Madison,

0:17.8

Bloomington, Detroit, Portland, Providence, and New Haven. This will be the final run of our script,

0:23.7

the haunting of Night Vale, in which Cecil and Carlos try to build themselves a forever home,

0:28.7

but can a house be haunted before it's even done being built? After this, we will throw away

0:33.9

the script forever and write a brand new live show. So see this live love story before it leaves.

0:42.0

Night Vale's live shows are entirely self-contained experiences, so feel free to bring

0:46.9

along friends or family who don't know who we are. They will have a good time. There is live

0:51.6

Cecil, live to make a Flynn, live desperation, and live weather from Danish mid or Malblum,

0:57.7

depending on what shows you are at. The live experience is at the heart of what we are trying to do

1:02.6

with Night Vale. If you have never been to one, I really encourage you to give it a try. We put

1:07.3

so much of ourselves into these shows and have heard, you know, good things from audiences all

1:12.0

around the world over the years. More info and tickets at welcometonight Vale.com, click on live shows,

1:20.0

and hey, happy Valentine's Day!

1:33.1

Night Vale is coming to you if you live in one of 12 specific US states. We are starting our next

1:40.2

tour very soon. On February 23rd, we are passing through St. Louis, Columbus, Cincinnati,

1:45.9

Pittsburgh for junior beach, Richmond, and Charlotte, and then in April in Newark, Madison,

1:50.8

Bloomington, Detroit, Portland, Providence, and New Haven. This will be the final run of our

2:21.2

night.

2:35.7

It's been a hard couple of weeks, Night Vale. There was a citywide candlelight vigil for the

2:42.0

Glow Cloud. Since there was nobody to cremate or bury, we all stood in Mission Grove Park and

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