Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?

Not much to it is there?

Unless of course it's a Walker's sandwich.

Mmm, that is good.

Now that's what Asani should sound like.

Go all crisp in with walkers.

Delicious.

I looked into the mirror for the first time since my accident.

Fuck off, I hate you.

I said to the middle-aged man staring back at me.

His hair had been shaved. He was a skull.

His eyes a shock of blue in his pale face.

He had high cheekbones, a cut on the cheek and on the lip.

His eyebrows were silver. Where have you gone, Saul? All that beauty blown to bits. Who were you?

What languages do you speak? Are you a son and a brother and a father?

Are you an acquisition?

How do you get along with your female colleagues?

What is the point of them in your view?

What is the point of yourself in their view? Are you there to do something for them,

or are they there to do something for you? Are they a foil for your ambitions or are you a foiled for

theirs? In what ways do you thwart, oppose, derail or support each other? Which ways do you vote?

Are you a good historian? Did you ever play football, cricket, ping pong? Are you curious about

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