#222 - Content Court: James Charles

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Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.8 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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On this edition of CONTENT COURT- Judge Klein goes after his arch nemesis- James Charles! Will he be able to stay unbiased and avoid having to recuse himself? Will AI Ian be able to mount a plausible defense for James' many crimes? Find out now on Content Court: JAMES CHARLES!!!

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0:00.0	to all rise for the honorable Judge Ethan.
0:04.0	Thank you very much.
0:09.0	Thank you Dan, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
0:13.0	prosecutor and defense today.
0:16.0	We have before us a wanted criminal,
0:21.0	serial offender James Charles.
0:25.0	Otherwise known as the sister supreme,
0:29.0	a ruthless leader in the world of Ian,
0:34.0	what is going on?
0:36.0	What, why is there a jurist with unhappy faces
0:39.0	in the background of your thing?
0:41.0	I mean, this is just the James Charles.
0:44.0	This is the James Charles go to emoji.
0:47.0	Oh, right, right, right, I forgot.
0:50.0	The unhappy face.
0:52.0	And he's a serial, he's a serial abuser of the unhappy face,
0:57.0	which many people find to be very passive aggressive.
1:02.0	In 2016, he became the first male ambassador for cover girl.
1:06.0	He has over 22 million subscribers.
1:09.0	And his fanbase is of course known as sisters.
1:13.0	He's being charged with theft,
1:15.0	criminal hypocrisy,
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