222: Can You Clock It? Ft. Justin Sylvester

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin Sylvester! Justin has gone from real housewife assistant to amazing host on E and the Today show.. so he's seen a thing or two.. a mess or two! Which is good because we need help clocking what's really going on in these stories.. Like should you skip your nieces birthday for a Beyonce concert? Or what do you do when you show up for brunch but it's your husband's exes surprise baby shower?! Going to need your takes on these ones! Checkout Justin's Content: https://www.instagram.com/justinasylvester/?hl=en Partners: Duluth Trading: https://www.duluthtrading.com State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories/eps : ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube! http://youtube.com/twohottakes Index: 00:00 -- Start 10:22 -- Story 1 AITH for missing my niece’s first birthday party to see Beyoncé. 19:30 -- Story 2 AITA for secretly selling alcohol at my dry wedding to cover costs? 33:43 -- Story 3 My Husband’s Family threw a Baby Shower for his Ex and invited me to “Be the Bigger Person” 50:44 -- Story 4 AITA for telling my girlfriend to “Suck it up” around my clown figurines? 1:09:19 -- Story 5 I (F36) am having an issue with my husband(M36) who keeps messing up our bathroom and keeps insisting it’s not a big deal. How do I get him to understand it’s gross? 1:19:15 -- Story 6 AITA for evicting my uncle from the house my grandma left me? 1:27:28 -- Story 7 AITA for insisting my son be the flower boy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.5	You forgot to rest record.
0:33.4	Who's the fucking mess today?
0:35.6	Me.
0:36.3	Bitch, check everything in here.
0:38.2	Check everything in here.
0:39.9	Where'd you go this weekend?
0:41.1	I went to Nashville for work and I came back with two brain cells.
0:44.4	You got lit.
0:45.5	Not really.
0:46.3	I was actually like on my best behavior.
0:47.6	And then Saturday I had a friend's birthday and that probably that's what did me in.
0:52.9	How old are you?
0:54.5	Oh, I almost said 29. I'm 31.
0:56.7	Drinking at 31 is different. I can't do it anymore. I had four drinks and I'm still hungover.
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