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Hello and welcome to another episode of Affirmative Murdered, the Equal Opportunity True Crime

Comedy Podcast. I am Alvin Williams joined as always by my partner in True Crime,

Frank Sal Evans.

What up, Frank? What is going on my brother? How are we doing?

I'm doing good, man. The other day I had some troubles with, do you use Q-tips to clean

years? Oh, I sure do. I love it. That's supposed to, man. I had a problem with that.

I used Q-tips my right ear and left ear. I used it in my ear when. No, no, no, my ear

felt clogged. Oh, you pushed the wax in. I think I pushed the wax in too far. If I'm clogged

and it's been like that, it was like that for like two weeks. What's the solutions to

how do you go get it cleaned out? Yes, two days ago. Oh, I haven't had that experience

and I'll probably will continue to use Q-tips as well. It's just like it's a more gastric

experience, man. They say don't use Q-tips. I don't use Q-tips at all. I know that they

say like the ear wax is there for something. It's like protects germs from getting your

ear or sounds or it does something. Check sounds? Oh, listen. Don't quote me on that. I don't

know. I was just trying to sound that of course. It does something. The ear wax does something

as well. I don't know. It defends the sound. That's not, that's not, I don't know if I don't

have any deep data in front of me to prove that part, but the ear wax does something.

Don't you want no girl kissing y'all on your ear and then you taste like a battery?

I don't want you to be all waxy. I don't want my ear waxed. I don't want my head to get that done,

man. I used to watch the show Girls and one of the episodes The Girl Hannah, who's played by

Lena Dunham, who is just like kind of an awful person. It was really as crazy how much of an

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