Ooi, it's your boy, the Billy Ray Goff of sacking this event off and doing questions from the Twitter instead.

Jack Slack, it's the Jack Slack podcast, and we're coming at you ahead, well, following a week of nothing,

ahead of a week of, oh, I'd almost prefer nothing.

Not my sentiment, the sentiment of the MMA public.

I tried to get into this. I was like, do you know what?

I can't remember Aaron Blanchfield's last few flights, I'll watch him.

I started watching that Rose Namibunis one and I went, Jesus Christ.

What is Flyweight women's MMA?

And then I started watching, and I quite like Macy Barbar, and I still just couldn't be

bothered. So I was then watching Ludovic Klein in anticipation of his fight against Matusia

Gamrot. Klein's on a bit of a resurgence following his loss to the unstoppable Nate the train,

just before Nate the train got stopped. He's on like a six-fight, undefeated streak, which is

the language we used to hide the fact

that there's a drawer in there.

But I'm watching Klein versus Tiago Moises and I'm going, huh, when did this happen?

And it was like a fever dream.

They were fighting in the KFC YUM Center.

And all the advertising was for a third bad boys film starring a 50-year-old

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, who's got to be like 60 now. And they were wearing giant

inflatable gloves. And I was like, what on earth is going on? But this was in the two-month

period where the UFC had the new gloves, which made the wacky inflatable hammer sound

when you hit people with them, and prevented any knockouts.

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