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Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Shayne wants to get an artificial girlfriend and Mac hates video essays.

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Theme Music by: grandfather_purple

Comedian Shayne Smith joins the Mac Arthur Experience to talk about some cool new horse videos he saw online and his experience visiting a Mormon singles ward.

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Our Websites - CowboyBoys.rodeo
Merch - CowboyBoys.store
Extra episodes - Patreon.com/CowboyBoys

Theme Music by: grandfather_purple

Transcript

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0:00.0	Cowboy Boys
0:05.0	Companions you desire
0:09.4	Sitting round the fire
0:11.4	Cowboy Boy
0:14.4	With Shane Smith and MacArthur
0:17.3	Make some time for Cowboy Boy
0:19.5	Hello
0:20.4	Welcome to Cowboy Boy. Hello.
0:25.5	Welcome to Cowboy Boys podcast, episode Tuesday.
0:31.5	And today, we have special guest MacArthur with us.
0:33.0	I'm not the special guest. You're the special guest.
0:34.1	I've done more of these episodes than you will, than you will ever do in your life.
0:38.3	Yeah, you're a substitute teacher. And now teacher's back. I'm not a substitute. Too late. I already
0:44.2	said it out loud. I'm a principal. And you're, I'm the headmaster. I'm the headmaster. You are the
0:50.3	headmaster. You love getting head. I do. I really do. You're the headmaster
0:55.6	because you love to give it. I don't. I'm like a black man. I refuse to go down on a woman.
1:04.5	Gross. Giving head to a woman is gay. I wonder if any woman listening to this has ever had a guy
1:10.7	be like genuinely
1:11.6	like trying to do it, but he's grossed out by it. I bet. I bet there's some weirdos out there.
1:19.8	I dated a girl who said she didn't give her or didn't date. I went on a date with a girl who's
1:24.0	like, I don't give blow jobs. So know that. And I was like in my mind, just like,
1:29.0	oh, okay, I won't be dating you. Yeah, that's a crazy thing to start off with. Well, I mean,
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