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🗓️ 9 May 2014
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | What it went and my eardrums, these new headphones are way better than my old ones. |
0:05.8 | Is this a new mic too? No. Wow, you see, can you feel the bass on your ear, on your ear bones? Yeah. Whoa. |
0:15.4 | It's crazy. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? |
0:19.6 | Jeans you're back. Oh my god. For a moment. |
0:22.8 | Today is my day off from shooting the show I'm not allowed to talk about. We've been working |
0:28.2 | 14 hour days, six days a week. This is my one day off and I'm so happy to be here with you. |
0:33.2 | I'm about I'm tearing up out of joy to be back in your mom's house. Yeah, it's good to have you back. |
0:39.1 | I missed you. I missed the mommies. I missed the mommy dome. Terribly. It's good to have you here. |
0:44.2 | I'm excited. It is Friday. We'll get into a whole bunch of stuff. Unfortunately, you will be here |
0:52.7 | while tonight I'll be doing the podcast live at the Highline in Seattle with Yoshi. |
1:01.6 | Oh my god. That's exciting. I think that that might be better than me going. No, Yoshi's the |
1:08.0 | thing. But Yoshi's the fucking is amazing. So what a treat. As soon as we wrap this up, |
1:13.2 | but you got to get back to your set and I'm going to keep pulling audio for the Yoshi mama's out. |
1:20.3 | So exciting you guys. I apologize. I can't be with you. Hopefully I'll be done soon. |
1:27.4 | But I definitely definitely will be June six at the Funhouse in Portland, Oregon doing stand-up one night |
1:34.4 | only at the Funhouse in Portland, June six. Go see her. It's swear to Christ. I will make that if I have to. |
1:40.4 | Well, you'll be done. There's no chance of that. There's no way. But yeah, it's not going to not going to go on another way. |
1:47.6 | Right. I hope not. And then June 19 through 22nd, the Pittsburgh improv, Pittsburgh PA. |
1:52.3 | June 18 is my birthday. So that's kind of neat to spend my birthday in Pittsburgh. What do you think? |
1:56.8 | Yeah, man. That's awesome. |
2:01.5 | Guys, feel city. You guys have supported the show by Shap Shopping. |
2:07.1 | I'm not done. You can't get in the shopping room. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sweetheart. |
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