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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

220-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2014

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Derivatives are, you know what I'm sayin, like important when you, know what I'm sayin, doin calculus. Word. Dudes should not masturbate on the bus with other people around when those people have camera phones cause you get recorded and then you get arrested (plus it's rude). The exception would be if you had a nice cheese with you and then you can get romantic. You know what's better than a girl fight? Shovel fight! Yeahhhhh! Plus Bad Acting and more. Bang! Bang!

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0:00.0

What it went and my eardrums, these new headphones are way better than my old ones.

0:05.8

Is this a new mic too? No. Wow, you see, can you feel the bass on your ear, on your ear bones? Yeah. Whoa.

0:15.4

It's crazy. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

0:19.6

Jeans you're back. Oh my god. For a moment.

0:22.8

Today is my day off from shooting the show I'm not allowed to talk about. We've been working

0:28.2

14 hour days, six days a week. This is my one day off and I'm so happy to be here with you.

0:33.2

I'm about I'm tearing up out of joy to be back in your mom's house. Yeah, it's good to have you back.

0:39.1

I missed you. I missed the mommies. I missed the mommy dome. Terribly. It's good to have you here.

0:44.2

I'm excited. It is Friday. We'll get into a whole bunch of stuff. Unfortunately, you will be here

0:52.7

while tonight I'll be doing the podcast live at the Highline in Seattle with Yoshi.

1:01.6

Oh my god. That's exciting. I think that that might be better than me going. No, Yoshi's the

1:08.0

thing. But Yoshi's the fucking is amazing. So what a treat. As soon as we wrap this up,

1:13.2

but you got to get back to your set and I'm going to keep pulling audio for the Yoshi mama's out.

1:20.3

So exciting you guys. I apologize. I can't be with you. Hopefully I'll be done soon.

1:27.4

But I definitely definitely will be June six at the Funhouse in Portland, Oregon doing stand-up one night

1:34.4

only at the Funhouse in Portland, June six. Go see her. It's swear to Christ. I will make that if I have to.

1:40.4

Well, you'll be done. There's no chance of that. There's no way. But yeah, it's not going to not going to go on another way.

1:47.6

Right. I hope not. And then June 19 through 22nd, the Pittsburgh improv, Pittsburgh PA.

1:52.3

June 18 is my birthday. So that's kind of neat to spend my birthday in Pittsburgh. What do you think?

1:56.8

Yeah, man. That's awesome.

2:01.5

Guys, feel city. You guys have supported the show by Shap Shopping.

2:07.1

I'm not done. You can't get in the shopping room. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sweetheart.

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