Dad, I'm hungry!

Right, what do I cook for tea?

Errr, McCain chips. These will be good.

You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer.

Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you.

What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?

Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them and give you ideas for tea.

Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.

Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard.

Chip, chip, hooray.

Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.

This was all circulating around the base that a giant had been killed, but no one was supposed to talk about it.

I saw three long, bony fingers.

Leach up underneath the door, curl up the rabbit, and then disappear.

When he came over to me, dude, he slithered over to me.

And this giant comes out of the cave where they're all frozen.

And he starts running and firing up this giant.

With the giant moves, he's got a spear in one hand, and he's running really fast.

And spears, danna pulls him up like this.

Somebody else, shoot him in the face, shoot him in the face, they basically decap it.

Got prices, got prices, got prices, got prices, when he's got about 15 yards away from me, I raised that 4 gauge, my blows is head off.

I feel something pulling at my leg, and I look over and there are two, small, gray, and the tea pulling it.

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