I like having fun. I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make me laugh. I like having fun. Yes, I like to laugh.

Good morning, everybody. That's right. It's me. Back again for more fun and games. It's September 15th.

One of the great months, I think you got to put September up there very high as you're making your months list.

What do you got? September, May's always a great month.

September with the Christmas and the Hanukkah and the feeling of relief that the year is coming to a close.

We're going to put July in the sure category. February is my birthday. One of the great months, but it's cold.

You know, no matter where you live, unless you're down in Australia where it's someone down there, mate.

That's our show. That's our month in review. Top 10 months. Let's do that next week. We'll start stealing the letterman top 10.

It's up for grabs. Try copywriting that. We got a big show today, ladies and gentlemen. Let me just get our guests acknowledged and respected.

We have music coming later from Sarah Noveller. Did I fuck that up already? Noveller. That's what I said.

You didn't say that. You just told me the pronunciation of the name.

Literally in the doc. No, I want to put you on blast. Somebody says, like, you're clarifying how to say your last name.

So, how am I supposed to know that that's what you were saying about? Noveller is going to be playing Jesus Christ. Noveller.

I want somebody in this organization. I want you to go. Who knows how to do their fucking job? Go in the doc to 10.50 you will see.

I say listen to me. I say in the doc. I see in the doc. Sarah Lipstate. Listed.

No. Sarah Lipst. Noveller. And then she says. And then I say, oh, I thought it says lips. I said, no, noveller.

So you're clarifying a last name. It's not explaining that she's fucking prince or whatever. Very clear.

Sarah, I apologize. I know you're in the control room. This is a devastating moment for you and the show. It's a dark day.

If I want to clarification on my name, my last name, which can be confusing, is it high decker? Is it high decker? It's high decker.

That's what I would say. And people, ladies and gentlemen, next is high decker. No, that would never happen. Not in a real, not in a real, not with a real production, not with worldwide pants or Johnny Carson productions.

What's your perspective on this? Jay Winegarten is here sitting in the Doug chair. How can you replace Doug? You can't. You can't do it. We're not even going to try.

Your perspective on this or do you want to move on? Do you want to respectfully not worse intro ever?

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