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The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Joe Biden tries to find a united state ... New York tries to make itself safer by adding more guns ... And the UK once again shows it cannot be trusted with a Princess of Wales.

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Headline Sources:

Katie Britt delivers insane rebuttal to the State of the Union: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/08/katie-britt-sotu-reaction

National Guard and State Police Will Patrol the Subways and Check Bags: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/06/nyregion/subway-national-guard-police.html

Palace breaks silence on Kate Middleton health conspiracy theories on social media: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/kate-middleton-health-rumours-abdominal-surgery-b2508431.html

Pentagon releases yet another stupid “UFO” report: https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/pentagon-ufo-report-says-most-sightings-ordinary-objects-phenomena-2024-03-08/

An iconic WWII photo showing a non consensual kiss was almost banned from display. It didn’t last long: https://apnews.com/article/times-square-kiss-photo-veterans-affairs-memo-b24d5dba6930be867e9ac1be6dff16e5

Rochdale by-election - Landslide win for George Galloway: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68443430

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:15.0	March 11th.
0:16.5	And the word of the day is Fartelik, a Swedish form of interval training for long distance runners. I feel like some Swedish
0:24.8	guy convinced you of that after you didn't seem interested in his kink but okay.
0:28.3	Yeah I'm pretty sure it's like the final lap of the race once all those protein drinks like really kick in that's the
0:34.9	fart leg of the rest. Oh okay all right no that's fair I'm no illusions I'm Eli Bosnick I'm
0:40.7	Michael Marshall and broadcasting delayed from America's far center. We are the Skeptocrats.
0:46.0	On this week's episode, Joe Biden tries to find a United State.
0:51.0	New York tries to make itself safer by adding more guns.
0:54.0	And the UK once again shows it cannot be trusted with a Princess of Wales.
0:59.0	Oh no!
1:00.0	But first, the rest of the intro music.
1:03.0	Joining me for
1:11.0	Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats Michael Marshall and Eli
1:15.3	Bosick.
1:16.3	Gentlemen, is the singular form of Heath-Hooth as in there's not a single hooth on this
1:21.2	show today and if so do bad puns give you a hoothake?
1:25.6	It's hard to say because you know I don't really plan my word play I kind of tend to come up with it on the
1:32.2	hoof.
1:33.0	Fair.
1:35.0	In our lead story tonight, Joe Biden delivered the last State of the Union address of his first term on Thursday,
1:41.0	and if you had your money on strong congratulations it was strong he
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