220: Peeing Outside

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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In this episode we discuss teaching lessons, religious loopholes, and our trip to New Zealand. This episode is brought to you by Casper: http://bit.ly/ifiwerecasper BlueApron: http://cook.ba/1C7dsXK and Headspace: http://bit.ly/1YJfZmT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	By Wii U, you can be me too. I'd love to be one of the Acoi Jews. Check in my pants to see if there's poo.
0:06.0	Dude, wash them.
0:07.0	It's J-Crew!
0:08.0	Rap was crap, B was fine, if I were you, then you would be mine.
0:12.0	So it's a cure about writing this song if you know the next lyrics then sing along.
0:16.0	Math, ha! Math was crap. If you wanna know why, then steal a hen.
0:22.0	Learning shit is for nerds and jocks. Don't believe me? Ask my uncle.
0:28.0	Green, blue, brown and red. Go to school and you'll regret. I got 99 palms in a bitch.
0:35.0	A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
0:37.0	Eight, one.
0:42.0	Yes, dude!
0:43.0	Oh man, that really brings me back.
0:45.0	That was Jordan Boatman, I wanna say.
0:49.0	Boatman. You're a Boatman.
0:52.0	Him and his buddy Kier. K-E-I-R, I believe.
0:56.0	Sebastian, Sebastian, I don't know.
0:58.2	Jordan Bowman and Sebastian Kaya made that song for us.
1:02.5	Hope you have as much fun listening to this
1:04.3	as me and my buddy did making it, they say.
1:06.5	Oh, that's nice that they had fun.
1:08.7	That rap, if you weren't familiar,
1:10.5	is from a Jake and a mere video.
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