What's up everybody? Welcome back to another Goon's podcast episode. It's your boy. Swaggy

Souls, back in it with another. BOW! B'BBOW! BOW! BOW! BOW! Awesome!

I bet it's seven in the morning where you are. I bet it's eight in the morning. You're getting

ready for school. You're getting ready to go to work. Is that good? Good for you to be productive. Good. You're not a loser. Stayed at home doing nothing. You're listening to the Goons podcast. In order to be productive.

What if somebody's listening to like 11 p.m. on a on a Monday.

Some guy getting out of getting out of bed and just like sh shot up heroin. I'm going to put on my favorite podcast. He's listening to this. He's getting more and more upset. No. You shout out. Shout out to all the heroin users. You guys deserve love to. Hey, if you fit leaning while you listen. Yeah, hold on. I ain't suggesting you get into it. Don't get into it if you're not into it, but if you're already into it and you're already fentin' out, if you're hitting that Kensington fold yoga move, then... I got a... more power to you. Dude, if you see somebody fett leaning, give them headphones with the Goons podcast in it. What a trip. It's like a listen to.

It's like Norkane.

It'll wake them up.

They're going to be like about to

see God in their vision while they

fent lean and then they're just going to get like

sucked into hell by listening to the podcast

and I just had the worst trip.

Bro, the funniest thing was

I think Soup and Ethan were like reacting to like car accident videos

um and he deemed us randomly the other night and he's like please watch the first

clip of this and it's a guy just fucking ran another car with our podcast playing in the background

are you kidding me there was a car accident and it was just you talking over this guy getting in an accident. So just fucking... Yeah, you talked over his accident, bro. Yeah, come on, man. Dude. Come on, bro. All right. This is for everyone in the car. How much do we trust Jesus? Close your eyes for 10 seconds and take your hands off the wheel. What? Jesus takes the wheel.

We're going to get a-

We need more compilations.

Don't do that. Don't do that. Put your hands back on the wheel! Put it back on the wheel! That was a job! Close them for another three seconds. I close them. All right. That'll open them. Well, we're joined here today by Blarig, Mr. Matt, and The Doe.

McNasty is not available. He, uh, yeah, the full cake got him. Diabetes caught him. It's true. Rest in peace. Very true. He caught the diabetes. But it's okay. He'll be back. They have O-Zempic for them now. We'll resuscitate him, give him some O-Zempie, slap him on the ass, get him on his way. Put a cake under his nose. He'll wake up. Yeah, we'll just... Wake him right up. Yeah, we'll just carry his corpse around like they're doing with Donald Trump right now and everything will be all right. That was an interesting thing. He wasn't around for two days. People like, he's got to be dead. And everyone was like, he's dead! He's got to be dead.

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