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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#220: Not So Supreme Court

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

1. This decision makes sense. Just ask God.
2. Benefits! Get your free benefits here!
3. You will be sentenced to 30 years.
4. Horrible women
5. Permit Patty, Mike Huckabee, and other non-racist racists.
6. Life in the poor lane
7. Tweet of the Week

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I'd like to welcome you to episode 220 of my podcast who's paying attention.

0:23.5

As always, thank you for listening. I appreciate you. You know, here's the thing. I, um, honestly,

0:33.2

I was trying to look for good. Just, you know, you know, I feel like I'm always pointing out negative and horrible people and shit happening.

0:41.3

And I said, man, let me look for good.

0:43.0

And I can't find it.

0:44.5

Looking for good in our current society.

0:47.9

It's like looking for a cupcake in a field of broken glass.

0:54.3

There's a cupcake out there, but you got to step on a lot of broken glass to get to it.

0:59.7

You got to cut them feet open to get to it.

1:02.6

Is it worth it?

1:04.1

That better be a damn good cupcake.

1:06.3

I personally, not really a cupcake guy, be honest.

1:09.9

I'm more of a cookie guy.

1:11.4

Give me a chocolate chip cookie.

1:12.7

I might take two steps into the field, but a cupcake, I can't even.

1:18.7

So here's the thing.

1:20.6

It's Wednesday, June 27th.

1:24.9

The Supreme Court, nah, not so supreme. First thing they did this week was they

1:31.2

backed up Trump on the Muslim travel ban, which they say isn't a Muslim travel ban, even though

1:37.6

he said it was a Muslim travel ban. See, he said it when he was campaigning, not when he was president. So somehow that doesn't count as a

1:47.9

religious ban, even though last week or the week before, they said that if you, and I don't even

1:57.2

trying to follow the logic here. So if you, because of your religion, refuse to serve gays, that's okay.

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