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Ghostrunners

220 - Jake's Bachelor Party

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Best weekend ever. Probably need to get Uncle John on the podcast soon. Check out Good Ranchers and get $20 off with code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, I was just telling Brad, this is the most excited I've been to record a podcast

0:03.7

in a long time. We just have so much to tell you about the bachelor party. But first,

0:09.3

tonight is the last night of Rachel and I's pre-marital counseling. The topic is intimacy.

0:15.8

Intimacy. Yeah. And I know.

0:18.5

You were, you were in.

0:22.5

And Timothy. Yeah. Yeah.

0:25.6

Timothy. So we're like reading a book like we're first or second

0:30.3

intimacy. You said we're intimacy.

0:32.4

Go on your open your rivals. This is intimacy.

0:38.4

And then,

0:39.9

Timothy, Timothy, the tool man Taylor.

0:43.4

Anyway, yeah, I guess just intimacy on the note of just not knowing who's being an idiot.

0:48.8

I want to, I think tonight we're getting split up guys and girls. And I would love to like,

0:53.1

as soon as it gets split up to be like, hey, we just be honest with me. What, what happens?

0:59.6

Who, who, who, how do you, I never, I never saw, like I never got the talk growing up. But like,

1:05.5

I've watched nature documentaries. Nature documentaries. Okay. So I know I've seen the monkeys

1:12.3

wrestle. Yeah. I've seen the birds dance. But I haven't seen the monkeys wrestle the birds.

1:18.9

But I know that I know that there's a thing. I know birds and bees is a thing.

1:25.6

Birds and am I the bird? Who's, who's got, if, okay, what if I'm, what if I'm more like a woodpecker

1:32.8

and less like a hummingbird, right? Rachel just walked in. So I know the bee has to,

1:49.0

pollinate the flower. But like, I, you don't need to be costume. Like, what if it's, what if it's like,

1:56.9

yeah, what if it's like, like allergy time? Like what if it's springtime, right? Like,

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