220: Gramps Goes to College

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2019

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex.
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0:00.0	With easy jet flights to Europe from 32.991 way and package holidays from 309 pounds per person,
0:07.0	you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.
0:11.5	The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant. Capuchino froth brushing your nose.
0:16.5	Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.
0:19.0	Book your summer getaway now at easyjet.com. Selected seats fly between 30 of May to 30 of September 23.
0:25.0	Based on two adults for seven nights, atle protected T-Sensei's apply.
0:34.0	Also, here's a horrifying insult into the mind of the writer of this movie.
0:39.0	He says, the sexual urge is the most powerful thing experienced by humans.
0:47.0	That's terrifying. That's terrifying, Roogga.
0:51.0	What would you say the most powerful emotion you've ever felt is my boner?
0:56.0	Okay. Cool. Cool.
1:07.0	Not awful. Movie. Movie. Movie.
1:12.0	Movie.
1:19.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema,
1:24.0	because this is the only job where I can say fuck to my customers this much.
1:27.0	I'm your host, no illusions and unfortunately for you, but even more unfortunately for him,
1:32.0	Heath is unable to join us today. I feel so bad.
1:35.0	Heath is unable to join us today, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosni.
1:41.0	Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir? I'm amazing. Noah.
1:46.0	I'm incredible. We've peaked as a show. This should be our finale.
1:52.0	This is I just I regret every adjective I've ever used on this show because I want to reserve them for this one.
2:00.0	Right? Like I just a good guys go back and erase all the adjectives that I've ever said before.
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