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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show

Before we get going here's some stuff you should know

to tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or sweat to God

Those expressions are comedic little darling if time means the truth he always says to

George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

I'm almost always joking when he says,

Added it out, the intro goes long,

because that's so big-hearted.

Other podcast and before his get started.

The intros are recorded on the phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the time glass show at number one

so welcome to the show Hey everybody it's Todd Glass first night we join the late night. Live!

People are like, what's going on to Colbert right now?

Should we flip over to what's on Jimmy Fallon?

Shut the fuck up. You stay right here.

Everything's going to be fine. By the way,

Colbertian is so bad either. I'm not going to lie to you.

Letterman's good too. Is he still in the end?

Listen, so anyway, we're happy, it's, we're, we're, it's late night, it is Friday, it is...

That's right, this is in real time. I'm not shitting around. Cameron's here.

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