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So I turn into a roofless robber.

And that's what I was.

I'm tying you up. I'm holding you at gunpoint.

I'm taking you into your yard.

If you can't get money out of a cash point, I'm taking you to your house.

Now, I'm a teenager with a dodgy buretter.

That's it. I'm never sleeping on the streets again.

I'm never having anyone mug me off again.

I've got a big heron habit. I've got a crack habit.

Right. I've got a gun. I've got nowhere to live.

You know, that's like, that's a, that's a quad.

You don't really want to be messing with.

Gone down to the broom cupboard, snapped on my handle straight in half.

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