Welcome to a very special guest episode of Smoshmouth. I am the chosen.

I am the chosen. I'm Sarah Christ, ex-detective.

And today we're going to be covering some of life's greatest mysteries.

Once unsolved, but after this episode, there will be no more mystery left because both of us are expert detectives.

We're expert detectives, but hear me out. You're never going to get closure, because those families never get closure. All right? They never get closure, so I hate using that word.

Correct. Hello, chosen.

Hello, Sarah Christ.

People have never seen us on camera together, but what they don't realize is,

you and I have some sort of history with fighting justice.

That's right.

Or fighting for justice, I guess you could say.

Both.

Yeah.

Yeah, I found his website on the dark web and I contacted him through mail and...

That's right. I hold a, let's just say an illegal Runscape server where you can kind of do whatever you want, you know, within reason obviously.

Yeah, I felt like I was in the Matrix trying to contact him, like, are you the one?

So I sent him a little note and I said, hey buddy, I need you to decode something for me,

and he was on my ass.

That's right. Decoding, that's my specialty.

And what you sent me over was a freaking housescape.

But I managed to decode it and it turned out it was just spam.

Yeah I needed to get these uh spam collars off my back so I needed that first.

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