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🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Canadian commercials, political commentary, daycare fraud, Epstein files, media influence, public trust, nostalgia, social media, political satire, Bigfoot, Sierra Sounds, Ron Morehead, paranormal, conspiracy, cryptozoology, podcast, pop culture.
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Welcome to Theorist Theorizing. |
| 0:33.1 | I'm Braden. I'm Dan. And I'm Andrew. |
| 0:35.7 | We were talking before about commercials just before. Do the impression again? Because it was pretty good. Well, it was just, it was on like, I'd say late 90s, early 2000s. And it was like, I swear it was like in the trailer park or something like that. It zoomed in on this kid's face. I thought he was at school. Maybe school. He's like, and he's a kid and he's like, some people say, I eat too many chocolate |
| 0:56.7 | bars or I don't wash my face. |
| 0:59.1 | And there was some kids, because he's got acne. |
| 1:01.1 | And I don't know why. |
| 1:02.5 | I think it's like an anti-bullying commercial. |
| 1:04.4 | Or is that what it is? |
| 1:07.0 | Didn't work. |
| 1:08.4 | Didn't work. |
| 1:08.9 | It's either that or like an acutane. Dude, and honest to God, that commercial came out. |
| 1:13.8 | And any millennial in Canada, if you have a Zit, someone would be like, |
| 1:18.6 | people say, I eat too many chocolate bars, or I don't watch my face. |
| 1:24.0 | Every single person. |
| 1:26.2 | Is it a go-to forever. |
| 1:27.8 | Yeah, it's a, like it was a, it's a Canadian heritage moment. |
| 1:31.3 | That in the commercial where the kid makes the fucking horrendous T-Rex sound. |
| 1:36.3 | Remember that? |
| 1:37.1 | He's like, everybody's got a thing. |
| 1:38.7 | My thing sound effects. |
| 1:43.0 | Right? |
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