22: POLLARD

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

POLLARD: to cut off the top and branches of (a tree) to encourage new growth at the top; a deer which has cast its antlers. There's nothing worse than an ex who won't let go, aside from an ex who sends their friends over to your place to try to get you to stay. Wait, did I say "stay"? I meant "be attacked by eldritch nightmare beings." It's the next morning, and the hangover is real. Like, it's real but also metaphorical. Everyone's feeling rough, but that won't stop Lydia. She waits for no one. Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Ian Boddy as Owen Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia Amy Bowman as Tabitha and Kyle Anderson as The Neighbour in the Hall CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults, violence, insects Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Link, transcripts, and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:31.1	Miranda, Marinda Amper Sand, SBE, Shauna Ann, Brenda McCallum, Elena Menacachi, Caddy Ellie, Molly Hutch,
1:38.8	Dwarven Beard Spores, Little Big Girl, Jay Winkler, Meg Hagenbotham, Kelsey, Little Raggedon, Aileen Meek, Alan Nersall, Melanie Bichard, Catherine Knox, Ursula Berger, Loren Hume, Christian Odell, Darren Boyle, Rebecca Pillon, Anne Kacharski, Christina Lamarrow, Emma Collins, Alexi G, Stephanie Smith, Sarah Dez, and Robin. Thank you so much for supporting us and the show. The
2:20.3	The Oh my god, okay. Why is moving hurt? Blinking hurts. Everything hurts.
2:45.0	It's on my phone?
2:54.4	I don't care whose phone it is.
2:57.3	Please answer it or turn it off or hit it with a hammer.
2:58.1	I don't care.
2:59.4	Just make it stop.
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