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Click on tap now to shop at M&M. I'm going to be. A silver pocket watch flashes from your coat pocket, your finger deftly unlocks it. The time shortly after 2 a.m. The waning

morning is quiet. The cobbled streets of Whitechapel stretch ahead with the

overbearing buildings illuminated only by candlelight.

Nary a soul walks the streets.

The only others, drunk kids and women of the night.

You walk behind the latter right now.

A woman beaten down by the oppressive attitude of a society

determined to ignore what happens on the streets. She leads you away from the main road and

down an alley. She looks behind herself flashing a smile in your direction.

You've got a nice long air, ain'tcha? she comments. And what a mortifoy in

beard? You flash your pearly white teeth in the charismatic way you're known to do, a charming smile that would make any woman swoon.

You both reach a dead end to the labyrinthian alleyway and, well, what ensues after is far too improper to recount as you depart the scene of

extremely erotic lovemaking you look back at the woman and reply calmly that's

about it see you are Charlie White somehow sent back in time to Victorian

era London and this is the red thread you weren't expecting that way, you? That's what you get for no showing up to a recording, Charlie. You get put into the Jack the Ripper's role.

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