22: If You Give a Slut a Breadcrumb

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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This might be hard to hear… but if he wanted to he would. Sofia missed the Sloots so she felt some alone time was needed so we could catch up on some things. Joined by her producer/cousin/bad influence Alex, Sofia recounts her first night back on the town just last weekend and the bullsh*t that occurs when she decides to leave the house…and apparently her new name is Sofia Richardson? Sofia also introduces us to the contraceptive of the future, GALACTIC CAPS! It’s a sticker for your wiener hole. Lastly, class is back in session with a NEW Sloot University lesson teaching you all how to not be THAT girl…and you know what that means. Listen up, midterms are approaching! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Nutrafol: http://www.nutrafol.com/SOFIA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit http://podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, welcome to Sophia with NF. I am about to dive into this episode, but I just
0:14.2	have to start with some housekeeping shit, which I kind of feel like is everybody's favorite
0:20.0	part. So don't even try to deny it. Please, please, please. If you enjoy the show, rate
0:26.7	it five stars, leave a review, and it helps me so fucking much. Follow me on social media,
0:33.6	Sophia with an F Franklin with a Y, suck my dick, go look at Sophia Franklin.com. I have
0:40.1	merch on there. And yeah, guys, that's pretty much it. Let's get into the episode. I am joined
0:47.3	by a producer, and I know you guys have heard of her. She is producing the episode. Her name
0:53.4	is Alex Franco. Hi, hi, she is my cousin. She also works for Slut media. She's also funnier
1:00.5	than me, but we're not going to get into that. And once again, she will be here just making
1:05.8	sure I don't say outlandish shit and I stay on top. Yeah. And not only that, thank God,
1:11.9	I'm fucking here because at least I made sure the mic was turned on this time. So that
1:17.0	being said, let's get into the episode once again, you're supposed to make me look better.
1:24.0	Not for her. I thought honesty was the best policy. Not when it comes to this, okay? Okay.
1:30.8	I want to settle something because Alex and I were just talking about this. How are you
1:36.5	supposed to pronounce groceries? How? I say, grow sharies. I say groceries. Every single
1:46.7	person that I've talked to that I know from Utah says groceries. One person that I know
1:51.7	from the East Coast said groceries, but I was talking to my friend the other day and she
1:57.5	was like, why the fuck are you saying groceries with that? Like it's grow surrries. And I am
2:06.2	just shook now because now every single person I've asked has something different to say.
2:11.2	So there's groceries, groceries and groceries. Either way, two of them both have the word
2:18.8	gross in it. So, okay. Well, I'm fucking sticking with groceries. Let's move on. Mental
2:27.8	health check. I don't even fucking know Alex. What is my mental health? Okay. Psych ward.
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