Want to make a podcast? Well, Spotify's got a platform that lets you make one super easily, then distribute it everywhere and even earn money.

All in one place, or free. It's called Spotify for podcasters, and here's how it works.

Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer, so no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today.

Then you can distribute your podcast to Spotify, and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

And now, video podcasts, also available on Spotify, may have seen a few of my episodes in video, for instance, we're having a baby, more to come.

With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads and podcast subscriptions.

Best of all, once again, it's totally free, with no catch.

And why is it rewarding for me to work with Spotify for podcasters, but all the time, for all the reasons I mentioned above, this is the only podcast platform that allows video podcasts, certainly.

And if you wanted to, you could have Q&A's, polls, all kinds of interaction with your listeners.

I highly recommend you give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com slash podcasters to get started.

Hey everyone, it's Craig. Before we start the show, I'd like to once again thank you for your listenership and support, especially our Patreon members.

And for those of you who are not part of our Patreon hotdog club, I recommend that you check out our page and see what our options are.

For $5, $7, or $10 a month, you can get a wealth of bonus episodes. So for the $5 tier, you get a bonus episode a week, or as close as you can get it, we're usually pretty good about that.

And if we do miss a week, we make up for it.

And for the $10, after you get the weekly bonus episodes, the weekly listener questions episodes, and Kacya and Craig's movie club.

Movie club, that's right. We watch a movie, we tell you what that movie's gonna be in advance, and sometimes we provide that movie if you can't find it.

Then you have time to watch that movie, and then enjoy the episode where we analyze a film to death.

And of course, our merch is live exclusively at dragqueenmerch.com. You can get, are you gay? I just always like to know if a guy's gay. Mugs and shirts.

Stay tuned for more news about new and exciting items that are going to be added to that list very soon.

Now that we've gotten into all that, let's listen to the show.

A Russian ballerina, stopping out of bureaucrats. A burky suburban housewife, which has got into scats.

Give it a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. He's whimsical and holy top.

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