22. Europeans Vs. Monsters

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It is the 22nd episode! Back in LA and guess what? Man On Fire comes out TONIGHT on Netflix. Put it in your queue and watch it. On today's show, Chris discusses how alligators are actually monsters living in the United States. Also discussed: Chris talks about what it's like to retire material, people who say 'jorts', Europeans who wear polo shirts or shirts with numbers on them, Chris's friend Mitch, The Joe Budden/Migos scuffle at the BET Awards, LL Cool J's song Headsprung, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the real babies: Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:55.2	Was it beautiful? Hey, alert, baby's alert. I'm back in LA. And I was in the pool. That's
2:01.9	how we do it in LA. This is the episode 22. Yeah, wow, man, we're really getting up
2:09.3	there. And I was in the pool. So that's all I really give a shit about. Was in Miami,
2:16.5	was in was in West Palm Beach, was out in the sun for about an hour. And now my shoulders
2:26.1	are this color. I don't have a goddamn tomato. It hurts. And my mom texted me. Are you
2:34.4	outside? And I wrote, yep, she wrote sunscreen, please. Made me BRM. You can't escape your
2:41.4	mom. You know what I mean? That's just how it is. If you can't escape your mom unless
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