22. Astrology

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith.
0:04.0	And today we're talking about astrology.
0:07.7	I'm remembering this.
0:09.2	Yeah.
0:11.1	Fifth, right.
0:13.0	Okay, astrology.
0:14.6	I don't quite know where to begin because I feel like everyone in their best friend talks about astrology.
0:21.9	It's like a new, how do we feel about astrology?
0:25.5	I'm gonna say a controversial statement
0:27.1	and I'm gonna get canceled
0:28.3	and I'm prepared for the consequences.
0:31.8	If your answer to most things in a conversation
0:36.6	has to do with someone's astrological sign.
0:40.3	I don't like you.
0:44.6	I've written you off immediately.
0:48.3	Oh, well, he's a Taurus.
0:51.3	Oh, I knew you're a Capricorn.
0:53.9	Ah, talk about a cancer. Yeah, let's talk aboutaurus. Oh, I knew you're a Capricorn. Ah, talk about a cancer.
0:56.3	Yeah, let's talk about cancer.
0:59.0	This conversation is a cancer.
1:02.1	I'm a cancer.
1:04.4	Need I say more?
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