So you think that you can tell us how to live our lives

Never question the thoughts from which your mind will pour the right

You think that suffering in part is not a great plan

It's been devised I wonder, I wonder, I wonder

I wonder why it really takes for you to start opening your eyes

Hi, hey welcome to the Atheist Experience Relive

I'm your host, Matt Delaney, there's people cheering over there

And this week Jamie Funzalki, this is Joining me

And I almost wish there was an intro sometime because

Basically Shelley Song is playing and I'm over here doing this

Jamie's pretend like neither of us are as wonderful as Shelley is

Which I'll continually point out

So yeah, this is a live public access show

We're not public access anymore

That's only the second time I've ever heard you

Flub the intro on the show

My brain stopped working about three months ago

It's just I haven't done the show often enough for anybody to notice

I was good, I was about to blame myself for that

I'm glad it's all Matt's fault and I'm perfect

Jamie's here to fix all the stuff that I screw up today

But this show is sponsored by the Atheist community of Austin

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