You're listening to Nick Depalo on the RiotCast Network, RiotCast.com.

Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. How are you?

It's a fucking Monday. 866-969-1969. 866-969-1969 is the phone number.

It's a Monday. Boy, that weekend went fast. You know, we do what? Four nights a radio that

I did two nights a comedy. That's considered work in show business,

fuck, you're probably laughing out there going, ooh, but I put a good 11 minutes of

prepping to the show so I don't bust my chops. Not true a lot more than that.

Thank you to people that came out the governors. Killer, Friday night one show,

that was almost sold out. I want to look into the bonus paperwork to see how I

didn't make. The second Saturday night, no doubt about both of them,

failed to the gill and they were great. They just fucking like it mean down there,

they like it fast, they like it hard. Same way Fiori likes his pasta. What? So yeah,

it was killer. Thank you guys for making the effort. You get to remember, people shower,

wash their asses, put on a coat. You know what I mean? They get up, I don't do this day.

This day, I stand outside to see people in line going, what? Not me. I lay in my couch and watch a

great way chalk documentary on that Gio before I go see myself, but yeah, it was it was a great

turnout. James, the guy that runs at Funny as Hell. I mean, he's dressed like he's

working the door at the Copa in 1958 and he's just funny as hell. How is not a show based on him

and that place is beyond me, but the place is packed and only one dumb bitch on his cell phone

fucking ruin and it give me the finger as she's talking and her friend because her mother has Alzheimer's.

And I'm like, yeah, so does my dad. Am I on my fucking phone? My phone's right next to me on the table.

Well, they they love you. That's what she says. I go, what do I have to do? Dial him right now to

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