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219 - The Traveling Tarot Reader

Welcome to Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The traveling man will read your tarot for only $3.

Weather: “Long Way” by Bonfire Realm

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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Our new podcast, UNLICENSED, available now!

Night Vale gift ideas!

2023 US TOUR DATES for “The Haunting of Night Vale”

Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.

Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Jeffrey Kramer.

0:06.8

It's December, and if you haven't finished your holiday gift buying yet, might I recommend

0:10.5

the Night Vale store?

0:11.9

There's a gorgeous new blanket from artist Jessica Hayworth, you absolutely must see.

0:15.7

It's got a rabbit on it.

0:17.0

The rabbit has too many legs, and it's very classy.

0:20.1

Also we have some really ugly Christmas sweaters, weirdo holiday cards, jigsaw puzzles by artist

0:25.0

Ryan Astrada, Tarot Dex, and of course shorts the say creepy on the butt.

0:29.7

There's plenty of cool gifts for people who don't even know about Night Vale, and for

0:33.2

the Night Vale lover there's always shirts, posters, and mugs, and even a cauchic plushie.

0:37.6

Just go to welcometonightvill.com and click on store.

0:40.4

There's so much cool stuff there, and this is the week to do it so you get your shipments

0:43.8

before Christmas.

0:44.8

That's welcometonightvill.com, click on store.

0:47.7

Also, you've probably already heard that Joseph and I wrote a new fiction podcast, our first

0:52.4

together, since we started Welcome to Night Vale.

0:55.0

But I wanted to remind you again, this show is called Unlicensed, and it's an LA Noir

0:59.2

Style mystery thriller about two unlicensed PIs, whose minor and seemingly unconnected insurance

1:04.8

cases lead them to a ransom, a murder of a serious wellness sinner, and a conspiracy that

1:09.7

might go all the way to the governor.

1:12.6

Unlicensed is available only at audible.com slash unlicensed.

1:16.4

And if you're not an audible member, they do have a 30 day free trial, and all 12 episodes

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