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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.5

to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.

0:23.6

My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with Anich Zitsky, Andrew Hunter Murray,

0:28.8

James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:33.4

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go. Starting with you,

0:39.0

Chazinsky. My fact is we, because then Singapore pet fish have plastic surgeons.

0:46.0

So do they get a trout pout? Hey, trout pout, does anyone know that phrase? No, it's a trout.

0:52.8

I do know that, it's when you put a load of stuff in your lips.

0:55.2

Yeah, it's for having fillers in your lips, you get what is called a trout pout.

0:58.2

So it's actually a clever joke. So tell us about these fish, Anna.

1:04.6

A great start. So what do you have done if you're a fish? Well, you first start, you don't have

1:08.9

a trout pout because this is what is a specific kind of fish and it's the Arawana fish,

1:13.1

which isn't a trout. It's actually humans aren't trout either and we have trout pouts.

1:17.6

It's weirder for us to get a trout pout than it is for the fish.

1:21.0

All right, this fish is slightly closer to a trout than a human, but nonetheless,

1:24.7

is the Arawana fish is a very prized fish as a pet in China and in other Asian countries

1:30.6

and including Singapore. And I read this article in the New York Times, which sort of profiled

1:35.2

this guy called Eugene Ung, who is one of the premier cosmetic surgeons for Asian fish in Singapore.

1:41.3

He was described as, and yeah, he does them up. You get lots of things done. So they often get their

1:45.8

eyelids raised. They've got droopy eyelids. So go into their eyelids and he'll take some of

1:49.6

the tissue out and budge their eyeball further up into the socket. Yeah, it's a very exciting

1:55.7

industry. It's amazing. And he runs a fish shop, doesn't he? Like a pet shop where you just buy them.

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