219. Kreigh Hampel's Anærobic Aphids

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Johnny Pemberton

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4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Naturalist, environmentalist, and incredibly successful gardener, Kreigh Hampel, digs deep on the executive buffet with a master class on what's going on in the dirt!

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0:00.0	Captain's Log, Day 173, the search for a natural way to kill weeds.
0:06.3	Hey there, I'm Captain Jack, ecologist and gardener. Not long ago, I found a compound in goat milk,
0:12.5	so effective at killing weeds, it's the active ingredient in my deadweed brew. Captain Jack's
0:17.7	dead weed brew kills weeds and grasses anywhere and everywhere, and it's approved for organic gardening.
0:23.4	Protect your oasis with Captain Jack's deadweed from Bonnide. Learn more at Captain Jacks.com.
0:32.3	Roger.
0:36.4	Okay, I think you're pulling the wrong one.
0:38.3	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:42.3	And we're still a little bit left in the...
0:45.3	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:47.3	Okay.
0:48.3	Okay.
0:49.3	Stand right.
0:53.3	Huh? Yeah. What? Hi, I'm going to pull it down.
1:06.1	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
1:09.0	And we're still a little bit of a little bit of a good.
1:10.9	Hi, welcome to the podcast. This is. And we're doing it. Hi.
1:12.1	Welcome to the podcast.
1:13.4	This is how it's going to start.
1:14.6	Hey, buddy.
1:36.3	Welcome to Sunset Stream, land of the Jamaican Queen, downtown Big Brown, double up, smash it around.
1:43.2	Sunset Glint, big hit, extra tent here on the Wishbone Frenzy.
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