219 - Crows, Dental Dams, and Vibes

Nobody's Listening, Right?

Nobody's Listening Productions

Relationships, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order plus a free bottle of Masszymes by going to: https://bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses 02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women 04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests 05:40 Crows Are Cool 11:27 Hat Fashion 16:02 First Impression Vibes 16:40 Creepy and Intriguing 20:40 Ad Break: Blissy 22:22 Mistake Face 24:06 Talent Shows Rule 25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over 27:58 Don't Put The Sink There! 31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste 36:49 Tongue Scraping 38:08 GUM Soft Picks 41:31 Dental Dams 47:01 Dead Internet Theory 50:31 AI Music 52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Preparing, you need to take your time preparing, first of all, to do the job right.
0:04.4	And as my dad always said, if you're going to do something, do it right.
0:07.4	Yeah, my dad said that too.
0:08.6	That generation really liked that saying.
0:10.4	Well, I take it to heart.
0:11.5	I don't know what happened with you. Nobody's listening, right?
0:29.0	Hello.
0:30.6	I'm so excited.
0:31.7	We're going to chat for an hour as though nobody's listening.
0:34.4	Yes.
0:34.9	What a tricky pickle we put this show in.
0:37.8	You know why?
0:38.5	Why?
0:39.5	It's a hard one to advertise, to get out there to people.
0:44.4	Oh, yeah, to tell people what it is about, yeah.
0:46.5	We should have titled it like two married people who are married.
0:53.8	No, I don't even think that's right, though.
0:55.9	Well, of course it's not.
0:57.2	A couple of dumbasses.
0:58.8	Oh, man.
1:00.3	Is that a better name for the show, a couple of dumbasses?
1:03.4	Well, I feel like we've been told to optimize my, my, my, ma'ammer, you're supposed to put married in there.
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