219: Chubby Hair (John Scarborough & Mackenzie Smolin)

Youth Group Chronicles

Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.9 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Sam is joined by John Scarborough and Mackenzie Smolin for an episode that somehow keeps escalating, starting with a chaotic camp game that should have never existed and only gets worse the more you think about it… From a silent disco that completely backfires, to a cave tour that turns violent in total darkness, to a prayer night that accidentally destroys thousands of dollars worth of art, every story somehow tops the last. There’s also a painfully awkward small group moment that spirals out of control, a children’s pastor who says the absolute wrong thing at the worst possible time, and a late-night church gathering that crosses every possible line. Just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, it absolutely does…

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0:34.6	Hey everyone, my name is Sam Moss. Welcome to Youth Group Chronicles.
0:39.2	You're about to hear true stories from youth pastors and leaders about the crazy, wild, and hilarious things that have happened while serving in youth ministry.
0:48.7	I hope you enjoy the show.
0:52.3	What's up, everybody?
0:53.4	Welcome back to Youth Group Chronicles, episode 209.
0:59.4	Mackenzie and John, welcome back you to.
1:01.1	It is good to have you here in the studio.
1:03.0	You guys record an episode together already.
1:04.9	This is your second one together.
1:06.9	But these guys have been with a pod for a while now.
1:10.1	You know, I was thinking about this, John, You came on the show probably season five or six. Yeah. But people don't know. You were on season two. Do you remember you were in the studio with us? Oh, talking about a bear pooping in the woods or something like that. You booed it for us? In the office. Yes. Yeah. That was John, guys. You go back and listen. Oh, G supporter. Yeah, he was. He was chilling with us back in the office. Yes. Yeah. That was John, guys. You go back and listen. Yeah, he was. He was chilling with
1:29.9	back in the day. But welcome to our chat. It was the most random thing we were booed. You were like
1:36.1	looking for us. You were doing the research, our research department. But Andrew, welcome. Someone said this
1:43.1	is our first live.
1:44.6	Well, welcome. It's Pookie John and McKenzie. Is that your new name? That's what they did. Pookie John? Pookie John. That's what they're calling you, bro. That's actually. That's my cousin. It's better than Diddy King. Yeah. Pookey John. The things they've called Zay on the show are crazy. So just stick with it.
2:00.5	Or you could be, you could be Sean, is what they call Shaw.
2:03.7	That's pretty close. The things they've called Zay on the show are crazy, so just stick with it. Or you could be, you could be Sean, is what they call Sean. Oh, I thought that was another Diddy joke. Oh, it is Sean. Oh, no. Sean Diddy. Come? Sean Did he comes? Do you, question, do you see the chat slower? Yeah, that's how it is with pretty much every chat on the internet.
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