Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 218 in my podcast who's paying attention.

I am coming to you live from Boston.

I'm here to do a great club called Laugh Boston and, well, let's just say getting here as an adventure.

So I'm coming off of a fantastic week at Ameriade, which is a motorcycle rally up in Lake George, New York.

I always have a great time up there.

They're great people, cool bikes.

The whole vibe is just fun.

And this year, it didn't rain, which is amazing for Ameriade.

So I'm coming off a great week, it's outside of Albany and I have

this gig in Boston. So I just figured, well, I'll just take a train from Albany to Boston because it's

easier than flying and, you know, I'd had to fly down to New York and fly up to Boston and blah, blah,

so take a train. Now, I don't take the train

too often. It's nice. I pretty much only take the train when I'm in the Northeast. It seems to be

as quick as going to airports and flying around. So it's supposed to be like a four, four and a half

hour train ride or something.

Now, again, I'm not a frequent rider of trains. So I'm not sure exactly how it works. So when I get to

the train station in Albany, I have my suitcase. I said, hey, do I check my suitcase or just carry my

suitcase? And the guy said, it's up to you, but if you want, you can go

ahead and check it. Now, if you carry it, you know, you've got to carry it through the aisle

of the train and blah, blah, blah. It's a hassle. So I said, all right, I'll just check the bag.

Now, he looked at my ticket, and he knows my ticket was going to Back Bay station in Boston. There's more than one train station in Boston. I'm going to

back bay. They go to check the bag. They said the bag's a little overweight. I take some stuff out of the

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