0:00.0	Two quick things before we get into the episode 1, it is getting into holiday shopping season,
0:05.6	and we have a shop where you can buy things because it's a shop. These things include some
0:10.8	new incredible work by our resident artist Jessica Hayworth, including a delft rabbit blanket that
0:16.0	is deeply upsetting in the best possible way, and a glow cloud and helicopter themed holiday sweater.
0:22.1	We also buy popular demand have brought back the Moonlight All Night Diner mug for a limited time.
0:27.6	Get a gift for the weird person in your life. Even if that weird person is you.
0:32.7	Two on November 10th we released Unlicensed. The first show Jeffrey and I have created together
0:38.1	since Night Vale, and a ton of the Night Vale team worked on it. Already there have been some
0:42.6	kind reviews, the Guardian called it excellent, and the user, the gun slinger 9825 said,
0:49.2	and I quote, they did it again. You can listen to the entire season now with a free trial at
0:55.0	audible.com slash unlicensed. We poured our heart and soul in this show. We hope you love it.
1:00.8	Oh, and if you do, please leave a review on audible as that will help us convince them to make another
1:05.3	season. Thank you. And hey, thanksgiving. All roads lead to Rome. All streets lead to Cincinnati.
1:13.6	All avenues simply loop back to where they started. Welcome to Night Vale.
1:29.5	I apologize for this listeners, but I have my son Esteban with me in the studio.
1:43.9	Our sitter chanted Bloody Mary three times in a dark bathroom and was subsumed into the dimension
1:49.5	of eternal pain, which as you can imagine is really annoying for us. Like, okay, Kylin,
1:56.6	maybe trap yourself inside a torture dimension on your own time, but we're working adults and we
2:02.6	need childcare. I tried to get Carlos to take Esteban to the lab, but apparently today they're doing
2:09.7	a dangerous experiment and he doesn't want our son to get hurt. I'm not sure I believe that.
2:16.4	I think Carlos might just want some time alone to work on his TikTok dances. He's obsessed
2:22.9	these days with getting one to go viral and he's putting a few too many hours into choreographing
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