#218 Frank the Roast Battle Champ

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.7 • 911 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2017

⏱️ 120 minutes

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#218 Frank the Roast Battle Champ by Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel
0:27.4	with us. P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
0:30.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.3	This is the mani bed!
0:38.4	Dildocore is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard,
0:47.0	brook, this brother, come on zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty? I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.5	You call that a penalty?
0:54.0	Yeah, I had to scroll down.
0:56.0	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.0	Boom!
0:58.0	Shut up!
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