218: Chaos is Enough Closure.. Ft. Chris Klemens

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Chris Klemens! He's back y'all!! And popping off in his usual fashion. We get into these stories where it feels so chaotic that's enough to give us closure. Does that make sense?! Like confronting your sister about being her human cow.. or telling your husband to tone down his freemason activities. How would you handle these ones? Checkout Chris's new show! https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisvsThePeople https://www.youtube.com/@chrisklemens Partners: https://Colgate.com Promo Code: TwoHotTakes State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE episodes and the jolly rancher story with Chris!! : ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start 07:03 -- Story 1 AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili? 16:15 -- Story 2 AITAH for telling someone I would never let myself get as fat as her? 28:38 -- Story 3 AITA for refusing to continue breastfeeding the twins I was a surrogate for? 46:33 -- Story 4 Caught My Stepmom (37F) and Cousin (27M) in the Act, Told My Dad, but He’s Still with Her – feeling like the AH , AITAH ? 58:23 -- Story 5 My (29f) boyfriend (35m) yelled at me for wearing pajamas.. 1:17:33 -- Story 6 My (35F) husband's (34M) dedication to Freemasonry is destroying our marriage and his life. How do I get this across to him? 1:44:01 -- Story 7 I secretly learned sign language for my brother, but I pretend I don’t know it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:48.7	with the code, two hot takes. Always use as directed. Cheers. Here we go. We have not done this for quite some time, which feels very criminal.
1:00.2	What? The fact we haven't recorded together in so long. I was thinking about that on my
1:04.3	flight here last night. I was like, whoa, I couldn't even tell you in the last time. It was the
1:10.1	one in Studio City, question mark?
1:12.0	Yeah.
1:13.0	Which, I've been here a year in this new studio.
1:17.6	What is time at this point?
1:19.1	What is time?
1:20.3	Not my friend.
1:21.2	I know people, if you're watching on YouTube, you're already screaming.
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