Your mom and dad

Your mom and dad

Your mom and dad

You mom and dad. We are coming to you again. Last week we came to you, you know, a day delayed because we had been food poisoned by some mysterious kind of creepy nachos. And this week we come to you, you know, we're preparing to record the podcast. And all

the sudden, we have a plumbing explosion emergency. Okay. Busted pipes explosion. Oh, my God,

call the plumber. Plummer comes over. He's like, this is in dire straits. And now there is

an entire emergency crew under our house having to

excavate everything it's sick what's awesome too about those kind of things is that like nothing

in your life gets better it's not like when you spend all this money fixing something it's like

now you have something cool or like now your house looks nicer.

It's just like nothing changed in your life and you're now just have less money.

You know what though?

It's like someone came by and just took money from you and nothing changed.

And now you're like, what?

You know what though?

Yes, but also shout out to the teamworking emergency in the back because can you imagine it like would

have been it was already explosive like it would it would have been so dramatic so dramatic

it was also just a little side note we're a mess it's very it's it's like you know it's kind of vulnerable

people working on plumbing does that make sense oh it really like you're kind of vulnerable people working on plumbing. Does that make sense? Oh, it really is. Like, you're kind of like, they're coming into your bathroom. Yeah. And they're like in your pipes. Yeah. And it's like, hey, and they're like nice to meet this stranger who now is like low key like working on your most intimate in like, shame. You're like, sorry if there's

anything happening. You know, do you think this has to do with the food poisoning? Oh, no. Sorry, guys.

Sorry, this is very gross. It's a girl. We started the last episode gross and now this one's gross.

And you know what? We really are turning into like parents. Just old. Kind of gross. Oh yeah. Got my thing like scoped in me and then got another one of those. You're like you're kind of turning into like every time we talk to grandma and grandpa, they're talking about some gross thing they're getting done. It's so gross. I'm so sorry, family, we're a mess. We're an absolute mess. We are.

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