Hello, welcome to regular features episode 217 coming at you live sort of. Oh yeah. We are on literally

different hemispheres of the planet. Yeah. I actually, I know it's stupid, but I actually can't get

my head around to time changes. What time is it there?

7.34 in the morning.

In the morning and it's 10.34 at night here.

That's mental.

Is it like, can you see the sun and everything?

Yeah.

I can't see the sun.

It's like, that's amazing. You know what's even weird, Steve?

It's fucking Thursday where I am and it's Wednesday where you are. That's mental. I know. There's, where are you? Did you say where you are? You're in Japan. I ruined it. I mean, I was that. Is that in Japan? It is. It's, I don't know, way about it is. I think it think it's south i mean osaka which is the south bit of

japan you were just you were like in japan two episodes ago and you got me a tenga egg which

as it turns out was not a tenga egg but just a fuckload of lotion in the shape of an egg,

which I was very disappointed with.

Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.

But I'll buy you a proper tangor egg this time.

Thank you.

When I come back so you can experience it.

Because, like, Joe's used one, I've used one,

and I want everyone in the podcast to use one,

and then we can talk about how weird it is to wank with a like a weird alien egg over your dick some rubberized sheath it's a bit like a big old chunky condom isn't it? It is essentially that yeah but it's like bumps and stuff yeah but it's got like bumps and stuff is it you can get like you can get ones with like little rubber spikes on it and stuff like that cool like how are we not getting sponsored by tango egg is it so you have to fill me in is that basically what vaginas are like on the inside that they have all little rubber eyes spikes and stuff the best ones do yeah but you've got a sort of search out them quite a bit because girls aren't always

forthcoming with the information when you first meet them about whether or not they've got

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