217: Our First Intern & Why the Stinkeye, Stinkeye?
We're Here to Help
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🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth help their youngest-ever caller concoct a plausible cover story. Then, they get revenge on airport lunatics. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 187 "The Man in the Iron Hair (with Justin Long)."
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| 0:00.0 | And we're brought to you by Acacia. I'm very happy to talk about Acacia. They're on a mission to help those who are currently most in need of immigration assistance. |
| 0:10.8 | Acacia Center for Justice. If you're a lawyer who feels called the fight to protect due process, |
| 0:16.1 | Acacia's unaccompanied children program is your answer. |
| 0:19.4 | Explore their nationwide provider map and find an organization near you to get involved. |
| 0:25.6 | At acaciajustice.org slash defend kids. |
| 0:30.5 | In this moment, we have heightened attacks on immigrant rights, children's rights are under threat too. |
| 0:36.8 | It's hard to fathom, but sometimes |
| 0:38.2 | children are forced to make the hard journey to the United States to seek safety all alone. |
| 0:43.1 | Many even begin their journey with their parents only to be separated along the way. |
| 0:46.9 | America's immigration system does not meet their courage with compassion. Instead, |
| 0:52.2 | these kids are treated like criminals. They are not guaranteed legal |
| 0:55.8 | representation, and many are forced to do the impossible, defend their own case in immigration |
| 1:01.2 | court no matter how young they are. The Acacia Center for Justice builds, strengthens, |
| 1:07.1 | and expands immigrant legal defense programs across the country. Lawyers employed in the unaccompanied children program provide free representation to break this |
| 1:16.1 | cycle of injustice. If you're a lawyer who feels called to fight to protect due process, |
| 1:21.6 | the unaccompanied children program is your answer. Unaccompanied kids need a lawyer like you, |
| 1:26.2 | explore our nationwide provider map and find an |
| 1:28.8 | organization near you to get involved in your city at acacia.org defend kids. That's acacia, cia, |
| 1:36.7 | justice.org slash defend kids. And we're back, Gerr, and we're back, Gerith. Jake, we are back. Jake, we are back, Gareth. |
| 2:02.7 | Jake, we are back. |
| 2:04.6 | Can I tell you something, Gareth? |
| 2:05.9 | Yes. |
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